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akak2,makcik2,makngah,maklang,makyang,makteh,makucu,tokcik,kak kiah,dik non..
haa..ape kaba sume?amboooiihh.. kot ye pon baru balik makan kenduri, letak la bunge telur tu kat tepi sat..maih la kita gebang kat sini sat aih.. mai la..

ha.. ni nak habaq mai ni.. peghasan dak pengantin peghempuan tu tak sat..amboooiihh mak ngah.. cek tengok muka dia la..haa! beseghi2..kesan maybelline ka?daaakk.. kak kiah, ni nak habaq, mak cek la kata, tak aih.. ni pon cek dengaq mak cek la habaq.. kesan wudhu' yang sempurna..bukan dok tonyoh maybelline ka apa ka... haa.. lagu tu la!

aa.. doumo boku desu!

saja buat hingaq sat.. ghindu aih..pelepaih gian..

okeh.. kali ni mai kita sembang2 pasai How to be a Succesful WIFE pulak..
ha la..takkan nak pasai jantan ja kot..la ni.kita kena ambik tau pasai org peghempuan jugak.. sat2 gi kot2 jadi apa2, jenuh nak tekapai2..
ha.. mai dengaq no..kita cakap oghang JITGHA punya slang la no..

ehem2..

[1]Use your 'Fitnah' to win the heart of your husband.
La..jgn la dok tebeliak bijik mata.. bukan fitnah apa..tu ha.. body mak yang, kak kiah semua tu la.. ha.. hat cun melecun tu,cantik jelita tu..bukan takat body la..apa tu..ala, oghang jitgha kata use the beauty Allah Ta'ala has bestowed you with to win the heart of your husband. .ha, lagu tu la..sat gi, dok pikiaq ke lain pulak bila pakchaque dok sebut body saja..dak aih.. semua2 la no..

[2]When your husband comes home, greet him with a wonderful greeting.
Imagine your husband coming home to a clean house, an exquisitely dressed wife, a dinner prepared with care, children clean and sweet smelling, a clean bedroom - what would this do to his love for you? sat..nak gonyoh gigi..ha..lagu tu la..pikiaq sikit no..apa ghasa oghang tua tu.. dok bau udang ja..belemoih abih aih kita ni.. bg lawa2 sikit no..tak ghugi apa aih.laki kita. ha, sat gi, dia pi caghi lain kat siam nu, ha..baghu padan muka!

[3]Review the characteristics of the Hoor Al-Ayn and try to imitate them.
Ha..tau ka padia Hoor Al-Ayn tu?ni mai nak habaq ni..something la this la..Qur'an and Sunnah describe the women in Jannah with certain characteristics..like what aa.. like..the silk they wear, their large dark eyes, their singing to their husband, etc. ha..like that la.. so, u pakai la style ni..pakai aci guna la no..cuba try pi tgk pi..pakai sutera ka, boh Kohl kat mata ka.tonyoh mulut meghah ka..boh bagi kaler pucuk ghemia sikit.. ha.. baghu naik sheh..nyanyi ka.. ha.. bagi dia sayang kat kita..

[4]Always wear jewelry and dress up in the house.
from the early years, little girls have adorned themselves with earrings and bracelets and worn pretty dresses..ni bukan muhong ni..as was described in Quran.. ha, kenen2 la sikit cik abang tu beli kat kita.dak pon, simpan la sikit duit gaji ka, duit dapoq ka..pi beli pakai tunjuk kat dia.. mesti dia syok punya.tp jgn dok takek duit dia sampai botak kepala dia dah la noh..jenuh satgi kita nak makan apa..takkan nak makan megi kot..ish..loqlaq ngat aih..

[5]Joke and play games with your husband.
ha..ghitu ni kita sughuh dah laki ni pi main2,buat lawak ngan cik kak2.ni depa ni pon sama la..buat la lawak sama ngan depa..depa tu dah la jenih keghaih..tu yg depa dok haghap cik kak2 ni jgn jadi keghaih macam depa jugak..ya la, depa bukannya kawen ngan skru.dok keghaih ja macam tu..dah la pi gheja dok pulaih spanar ja.ni balik ghumah pon nak kena ghobek skru lagi..jenuh la..siann engineer2 tu..ai..paham kot no..wait aa..Rasulullah (saw) told Jabir to marry someone who would make him laugh and he would make her laugh. why?because aa...because one of a man's secret: they seek women who are lighthearted and have a sense of humor.think la..

[6]Thank your husband constantly for the nice things he does. Then thank him again.
like you la sister..malaih nak sembang byk2, sama macam kita beletiaq kat geng laki la.. bg penghargaan..ha..baghu ghasa dihargai!

[7]An argument is a fire in the house. extinguish it with a simple "I'm sorry" even if it is not your fault.
Buleh ka?ala..beghalah la aih..laki ni ketegaq sikit.kita beghalah la noh..When you fight back, you are only adding wood to the fire..la ni, pi padam api tu..bukanla pi jughuih ayaq ataih kepala pakteh tu..pi la cium pp dia ka, pi usap janggut dia ka, tiup ubun2 dia ka..sure dia tekejut..teghuih tak jadi maghah punya!

[8]Always seek to please your husband, for he is your key to Jannah.
tak mau cakap banyak dah aih..any woman who dies in a state where her husband is pleased with her, shall enter Jannah..this is what Rasululullah thought us la..

[9]Listen and Obey!
had ni payah sikit kot no..ya la..kadang2 tu had jenih bossy2 jugak..sama2 naik tocang tu yang payah tu..tp diknon,makyang,kak teh kena igt no..tu cuba baca balik had nombot 8 tu.. patuh la no selagi tak langgaq hukum Allah..obeying our husband is Fard!kot2 kalau ada tak puaih hati kat mana, kita tegoq elok2 la no..habaq masa nak tidoq ka.elok2 la no.bagi dia paham.

[10]Make doa to Allah
ad-dua shilaahul mukmin.doa tu senjata mukmin..angkat tangan,tadah tinggi2 tu..mintak kat Allah..sebut elok2..apa had kita mau.inysaAllah..ada la hak kita.never forget to ask Allah Ta'ala for the blessing of having a successful marriage that begins in this dunia and continues on - by the Mercy of Allah Ta'ala - into Jannah. sampai syurga la no..sat gi pi lupa syurga pulak.dok gahlit seghonok kat dunia..

And Allah ta'ala knows best!

pakchaque:selamat menjadi isteri cemerlang,gemilang,terbilang untuk suami masing2.amin!